Artifact: 267-X1
-parasite remover
-“thought reader” place eyeball on black portion in order to read subject’s thoughts
-picklemaker
-space gun
-micro examination tool for the birthing of nuclei
-this piece of machinery translates audible to ultrasonic input to uniquely formulated fluids
-ray gun or replacement/substitute each for bloodletting/medical purposes
-t-shirt gun
-light-emitting diode transmitting device
-shoots anything small
-pleasure producer
-subspace skype module
-transportation device
-laser beam
-asthma inhaler for a titan, or giant
-used to extract ear mites from your own ears
-motorized ice cream scoop
-an image projector
-satellite camera
-hot dog warmer
-microscope for penis viruses
-microscope
-waste disposal unit
-torture device sucks your tongue, burns your retina, shoots alien rays into your brain
-this device changes eye and hair color, the tube and bottom freshens, the lens changes your eye color and the flash changes olor
-breath analyzer
-self-guided, alpaca-mounted flame unit (who would expect an alpaca?)
-vaporizer
-camera
-death ray beam producer
-gastronomic projection device
PG-13ish replies:
-outer space bong, baby
-diesel powered satellite–activated bong (government issue, ca. 1965)
-first police portable breathalyzer
-bong
-breathalyzer to identify atmosphere and air composition and also alcohol and drugs in the system. yay!
-bong
-cannabis vaporizer (clear tube) for use while using the “eye piece” above. the combination creates a different perception for what is seen. keeps it interesting for the crew of a long space journey.
-bong/ice cream scooper
-bong
-webcam bong
-bong for unidentified hallucinogen
-this item is a device used to smoke in space. this is a difficult process so it’s far more high tech than the bongs used on earth.
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