Artifact: 236-X2
-dishwasher
-for trimming body hair. it is elevated so the creature can stand in front of it.
-3 piston grill polisher
-brain washer
-android toothbrush
-a torture device used for sucking memory
-two rotating brushes used for alien lactation and cleansing. lights indicate proper extraction and cleansing.
-robot “eye” cleaning mechanism
-personal assistant
-glaucoma remover
-a communications device
-my hypothesis is that this specimen plays an integral role in the modulation reflex of sound and vision through the understanding of light and its demanding response
-tri-phaser menometer. sends electro pulses at extremely low levels through three phases
-grill cleaner with slicer attachment
-tool for assisting reproduction/breeding
-corpse of a barbeque
-something that goes with a large computer
-head
-numerous test tube jello shots. 3 different collections of sizes and shapes.
-robot (out of energy)
-robot for cleaning eyeballs and cleaning up the floor
-window cleaner
-vanity lights
-alien skin exfoliator
-alien game show buzzer
-washes cars
-alien Furby
-dual alien skin exfoliator
-visual cleaner, cleans the eye sockets
-Han Solo’s spaceship carburetor
-vegetable scrubber, cleaner and dicer
-subliminal message sender for dream portal
-chicken/turkey slicing machinery
-eyeball shiner (line up your eyes with its)
-cleaner/massager
-facial and makeup applicator
-personal hygiene machine
-this device is used to x-ray something, that’s why you need to wear eye protection
-prototype for a Pixar character
-frontispiece of head of 217 model J robot
-bar top
-the mechanism inside Fats, the gorilla at Chuck E Cheese, an early prototype
-dishwasher
-moon boot shiner
-assembly line gadget for food preparation, potato station that scrubs dirt off, cuts potatoes and flames shoot out green filaments to cook potato chunks
-c’mon, man, everything is clearly identifiable; thus the control. I know, y’all are scientists.
-robot face
-a shoe shine device
PG-13ish replies:
-original breast enlarger and nipple polisher
-boobie scrubber
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