Installation Nation 2012: Mission 457X

-lame fan

-remote camera

-cleanses brain of pesky thoughts

-used as a hat to harness knowledge

-dream machine

-ship from Planet Goodwill, used to be oil funnel with eye

-for gathering thoughts when not being used as a fan

-this vintage scanno-ray copies anything set before it and transmits it to Kodak labs for reproduction

-a fan

-first attempt at electron diffraction

-microbe fornication amplification unit. placed on top of a petrie dish, one can hear the reproduction sounds of microbes.

-personal funnel with seeing eye

-piece of cooling system

-War of the Worlds authentic scale model

-Tico Man’s fan

-fan

-control device for attack drones

-an alien microscope

-deep space radio signal listening device

-a fan that beeps if cold

-turbunnel: energy exaggerator

-decorative vase

-pet

-mixer for cocktails

-radiation lamp

-remote vision device

-R2D2’s solar reading lamp

-intergalactic oil changer

-transmitter/receiver for communications/audio interface

-smell amplifier

-the funnel fan: allows for shallow water propulsion

-orange juicer

-sad and lonely fan

-saddest fan in the world

-eyeball that disguises itself as a mid-century beauty device, but we know better. big brother is always watching.

-reading light

-a fan

-wilted mechanical sunflower

-oil funnel fan

-half of an alien bra, with lactation sensor

PG-13ish replies:

-early beer bong still in development stages

-buzz intensifier beer bong sprayer

-penis enlargement device