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Artifact: 134-X2

-hibidy hobidy

-it is displayed upside down, but it is used to grate meat

-dog shower

-3-headed walkie talkie

-shower

-24th century desk phone

-translation tool (verbal)

-teletubbies nunu

-this device eliminates those annoying interruptions in conversation. it prevents anyone but the speaker from talking but preserves the thoughts of those wishing to contribute.

-microphone filter for making 3 politicians make sense

-home phone with 3 ears for those who are honest about eavesdropping

-intergalactic self-propelled shower head

-triamphigulator: heals cognitive dissonance

-telephone

-makes having a conversation with yourself more interesting

-moving spray shower

-dispenses three types of gas

-shower helper

-3-way communication device, could be first 3-way phone.

-conference calling device

-vocal manipulation/ear washer

-underwater microphone for herding in minnows

-microphone for 3-mouthed aliens, one singer does 3-part harmony

-communication device to order persimmon pulp processed for bicycle fuel (aka persimmon pudding)

-shower and dryer

-shower head with speakers: spot-free rinse with a beat

-akin to a car phone, this is a bicycle phone, a permanent fixture

-human detector

-pneumatic powered warning alert horn

-bicycle microphone

-primitive 3-way calling

-3-way shower nozzle

-Bosk 3000 home stereo surround sound unit

-auxiliary breathing apparatus

-surround sound speaker

-alien breastfeeding pump found near Area 51

-language translator, each mic can give you a different translation

-fertility talisman

-horn noisemaker

-communication device

-the yes-man transformer: up to 3 subjects who disagree with the prevailing authorities can speak their honest opinion into microphones while device translates their words into exactly what the authority wants to hear. device does not alter subject’s true opinions.

PG-13ish replies:

-interstellar bong